11:30pm - Ladies room @ the club

Makeup - check! Lip gloss - check!

...Last gaze in the mirror before you walk on to the dance floor of your favorite club. The word sexy doesn't even come close to describing you tonight. (Duh! You spent so much money on this fly outfit and your hairstyle is totally fabulous). Tonight is your night and you know it; those other girls are totally invisible; you're guaranteed to get some numbers tonight.

11:40 pm-All eyes are on YOU as you make your way to the bar

 

OMG! The cute guy at the end of the bar just signaled the bartender...first drink is on him. (You go girl! How many more free drinks will you be getting?)

12:45 am

So far you are having a blast! You're out with the ladies and the free drinks are coming. Not to mention, all the guys are fighting to dance with you. (Uh uh, its girls nite out. No boys allowed)

1:50 am

You’re tipsy as hell but the girls got your back and no one can "tell you nothing like kanye” because you are still the baddest chick around. Everything is going great except for the fact that your feet are on fire... no wonder...you have been dancing for a few hours now.

2:00 am - So you do the unthinkable... you take them off!

Ohhh no she didn’t (Side eye stare).

Few hours ago, you were the hottest thing in the club. Now your sexiness is all gone; you went from classy to looking tacky in a matter of seconds. Do you realize how much filth and bacteria you are touching with your bare feet right now?  Not to mention, how dirty your sexy stilettos are going to be when you put them back on? That’s just a big no no. You had an image to maintain- REMEMBER? “The hottest chick in the club.”

Next time...

Make sure you walk out of the club in the same shape you walked in... (Ok ok, I’ll let you pass for being a little sweaty). Just remember to keep your shoes on at all times. It's not cute or sexy walking around in any club bare feet.

Plus, you’ve have been wearing them for the past 3 hours; what’s an extra hour with them on. After all you are a Club Girl - right?