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05.16.2010 |
Posted in:
Sex & Love
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| Men are Just like Cars! So buy One You can Afford! |
| Written by Billy | |
Just a few months ago, you two could not keep your hands of each other. You went out on dates; spent hours on the phone talking about absolutely nothing and the sex just kept getting better. (Plus he is the hottest guy you have ever dated) You introduced him to all your friends and the family; you believed in all your heart that he is “the one”. Daddy was skeptical, but mom and the sisters totally adored him; they totally agreed that he is a keeper.
Now you cannot stand the sight of him and you regret ever purchasing him. New problems arise daily; Maintenance costs are too damn high; insurance is ridiculous. All the little things he used to do that were so cute before now annoy the sh*** out of you. (What were you thinking? This guy is a total loser and a douche bag.) So why do most relationships end just as quickly as they begin? It’s because too many of us are more interested in buying and selling dream cars and fantasies than real practical and affordable ones. Simple Truth is that, you bought a luxury car that you probably could not afford. You sacrificed to enjoy it for a few months and now the warranty has expired. Learn from your mistakes and invest wisely the next time you are on the market for a new car aka a new man. |
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