08.01.2010
Posted in: Sex & Love
What makes You think You can Compete with a Porn Star?

It's normal for a relationship to start of steamy and die down as time goes on; I have been in a committed relationship for the past five years so I can testify to that. I don't know exactly why this happens but it does, and if you love each other and plan on staying together you will have no choice but to find ways to keep the fire burning before it completely dies.

 

When will it happen in your relationship? I don't know, but I can promise you that somewhere in your quest to find new ways to stimulate your relationship, you will come across PORN. (He will probably be the one to suggest it)

 

Luckily my girlfriend and I are not big fans of porn so we haven't had to face this problem, but I have heard enough horrid stories from close friends and acquaintances to gather that  its best to keep porn out of a relationship unless you are both into it heavily. Watching porn together may spice up the relationship briefly but keep it around and it will most likely destroy your relationship rather than help it.

 

You maybe a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets but lets be clear, you are a "real" woman and you will never be able to compete with a porn star. You have enough daily competition for his attention ( facebook, twitter, myspace), so why bring the porn star into the mix. Why bother giving him someone else to focus on? Why compete for his attention in the bedroom too. Entertain his appetite for porn in the bedroom and he will most likely buy into a fantasy that you can never live up to.

 

Refer to the brief side by side comparison below to understand why you cannot and should not try to compete with the Porn Star. You are a "Real" woman not the "Entertainment"

 

 

Porn Star  Real Woman
  1. The Porn Star never complains
  2. She is always ready and willing to have sex.
  3. She is down to do anything, anytime, anywhere.
  4. The Sex is always amazing  and she loves it every time
  5. She welcomes threesomes. (extra guy or girl doesn't matter)
  6. No protection is OK
  7. The only thing she wants from her man is an erect penis
  1. You complain about his ex-girlfriend, his friends, his lack of romance, anything/everything.
  2. You are too tired. Oh not tonight because you need your sleep. Its that time of the month
  3. Oral is not your thing. Anal sex eew. "Stop! someone might see us"
  4. "Why couldn't you hold it for like 5 more minutes, I was so close"
  5. "Threesome?are you crazy. oh hell no you didn't just ask me that"
  6. I don't want any kids or Stds so you better strap on Mr.
  7. You want holiday gifts. You need a shoulder to cry on. You want this, you need that.
Last Updated on Friday, 06 August 2010 02:11
 

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